Two Authors Enter…
I bet you didn’t know this, but Donna & Alisha actually moonlight fighting in the Authors Of Quirky Fiction Mixed Martial Arts and Other Fighting Styles Including, But Not Limited To, Throwing Books league. (AOQFMMAOFSIBNLTTB for short.)
As those of you who have ever been to an AOQFMMAOFSIBNLTTB fight know, things get pretty messy. That’s not going to stop me from betting on the outcome.
In the left corner we have Alisha Rai wielding a copy of Wolf Games by Vivian Arend! In the right corner, Donna plans to hold her off with a copy of Hell Fire by Ann Aguirre. (Yes, in fact, everyone does look just like their twitter icons in real life. Even Viv. …sorry, Viv.)
Place your bets on the outcome of this epic battle below! (You can vote for up to three outcomes!) Then leave a comment. Preferably full of smack talk about why your bet was the best one. You can even leave more than one comment, if you want to reply to someone else’s smack talk! Keep talking, because on Friday I’m going to pick two winners:
Grand Prize
Print copies of the latest Scribbling Ninja Releases!
AND any book from Ann Aguirre’s backlist!
Loading ...So get to voting. And smack talking. I wanna see what you’ve got!
Aguirre with the lead pipe FTW! Heavy objects trump accidental world (Canadian?) (Keithian??)take over every time!
Go Viv!
Ohh its close. But Ann with the Lead Pipe will triumph!
I’m gonna put on some Barry White now and lay some pipe. In the kitchen. Don’t even try to fight it.
Ms. Aquirre, lead pipe!
@Ann Aguirre
Ann, a spew alert please. I’m drinking here!
Keith, I’m sorry, baby. The pipe wants what it wants.
*looks around*
Hello? Is anyone still standing? Boy does this place look like London after the blitz or what?
*moves rubble in search of survivors*
Jeez, what’s with all the pipe?
I got some real hot pipe action for you right here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYpruZuMxrc
You’re WELCOME.
It’s definitely going to be Viv! A lead pipe can’t take down a whole army. Of course, it’s not surprising that a whole army is needed against Keith….
I would have a lot of fun trying to pin the hunk to the ground. But I don’t think that will distract Viv’s army….
I went with Ann Aguirre in the kitchen with the lead pipe. Because a good Clue reference will always get me, and the Roman Empire taught us how deadly the combination of lead and pipes can really be.
Go Viv!
go ladies go-smack each other down until no one is left. Mawww Haaa Haaa
Come on people! We’re talking about Canadian armies here meaning some pretty awesome mullets that are made to kill.
Go Viv!
Go Viv!
It is Ann with the pipe…all the way!
Ann can knock heads with that lead pipe as easily as Jax kicks ass. Her characters ROCK. Corine Solomon is tough as nails. Made of lead. Take that!
::flexes::
My greatness is finally recognized!
I’ve never seen either pipe action or slap fighting that INTENSE! It was like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon only completely different and with less flying.
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And no weapons.
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And nobody died.
But other than that it was EXACT!
I’m going with “Viv Arend, by accident, while leading the Canadian Armies against Keith” like HELLO…werewolves vs vampires (pshaw…no contest there) Go Granite Lake Wolves!
Keith, I knew you’d like that.
@Ann Aguirre
I am both shallow and easy to predict.
Okay, Ann brought out the ‘hot pipe action’, which I will totally let drop, since I don’t want to discuss that my hometown is the CAPITAL of hot pipes…
But if Keith is going to start being swallow and predicable, I’m going to have to use chemical warfare and infect him with lemmingitis. Beware, Keith, beware. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWuiGWkd7mM
And that word would of course be SHALLOW…I typo well.
I’m all for Ann & Donna. Cause I gotta keep my loyalties loyal.
I already jumped off that particular cliff while slamming a Mountain Dew and wearing shades. So this is definitely a case of Been There, Done That, Bought The Postcard. ^_^
@Keith Melton
You are so funny to me.
Alisha all the way – can’t beat the corner man or the cover page.
Nothing can stand before the lead pipe!
Thank you Dana. After Vivian Arend bruised my delicate ego by comparing me to a lemming, I needed some positive reinforcement!
Drat, I knew my army’s camouflage wasn’t working properly.
http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/40/harp-seal-pup_344.jpg
I am confused on who is supposed to win. Is this not rigged like the WWF matches? I guess I need to go reread all the stories again.
Ann Aguirre, in the kitchen, with the LEAD PIPE – is there any doubt? What a hoot!!!