Happy Birthday Alisha!

Happy Birthday Alisha!

It’s Alisha’s birthday! I was going to give her a present, but last night on twitter I mixed up the titles of her two latest releases while talking to Pearl, and after that Alisha hugged me a lot. With bricks. (She’s a dangerous lady.)

So now that I’m all bruised from the vigorous bricking, I’ve decided to give her presents to someone else. Alas, it’s too late to cancel the stripper-gram I had ordered, though I can decide who’s going to jump out of the mammoth cake. So if you want the chance to get some birthday goodies…

Veiled  Seduction Veiled  Desire Cabin Fever Glutton  for  Pleasure

…leave me a comment and tell me who should jump out of Alisha’s cake this year. Links to photos are good.

Me? I’m thinking maybe Hasselhoff?

Hoff is in yer cupcake, saving yer drowning victims.

(Oh, yeah. You should probably tell me which of her ebooks you want, too.)

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  1. June 6th, 2010 at 09:58 | #1

    Happy Birthday!

    Who I think should pop out of the cake are:

    ALL THE HOT HUNKS from the movie 300!!! Though not sure how they will all fit…hmmm lol

    and since I very new to her books I’ll take any hehe. :-)

  2. June 6th, 2010 at 11:53 | #3

    I thought when I signed on we’d reached an agreement about banning all images of the Hoff. Especially the Hoff shirtless in a cupcake.

    I may never be able to eat another cupcake.

    Ever.

    By the way, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALISHA! Best wishes for a thousand million more. Oh yeah, and don’t eat the cupcakes!

  3. June 6th, 2010 at 11:55 | #4

    Thank you Keith! But you cannot ban the Hoff! He is a national treasure.

    And I will eat your cupcakes. Nom nom.

  4. June 6th, 2010 at 12:01 | #5

    Alisha Rai :Thank you Keith! But you cannot ban the Hoff! He is a national treasure.

    Yeah, he’s a national treasure… …. …
    in GERMANY!

  5. June 6th, 2010 at 12:11 | #6

    @Keith Melton
    Don’t be such a Hoffist.

  6. June 6th, 2010 at 15:44 | #7

    Happy Birthday to you…
    Happy Birthday to you…
    Happy Birthday Dear Alisha…
    Happy Birthday To You!!!

    I hope all you wishes come true and that you have a fabulous time on your special day.

    I hope you enjoy my present…*psst…he’ll be your cake surprise* plus you won’t need any knives to cut the cake…he’s quite handy that way *wink*
    http://host.trivialbeing.org/up/wolverine-feb27-empire-photo-2.jpg

  7. June 6th, 2010 at 15:47 | #8

    I love Alisha’s books…I really enjoyed reading Cabin Fever & Glutton for Pleasure.

    If I was fortunate enough to win…I’d love a copy of Veiled Desire and/or Veiled Seduction in .pdf format. *fingers & toes are crossed*

  8. Mrs. Hanson
    June 6th, 2010 at 16:28 | #9

    I’ve got to suggest my favorite go-to guy: Sean Patrick Flanery

    http://newwoman.ru/pic29/sean_patrick_flanery2.jpg

    Have a very happy birthday!

  9. Fedora
    June 6th, 2010 at 16:57 | #10

    LOL! Happy birthday, Alisha! How about a vampire lumberjack or bootlegging werewolf? J/K!

    I’d love Veiled Seduction in PDF.

  10. Ana Ovi
    June 6th, 2010 at 19:30 | #11

    Happy birthday to the amazing Alisha. I’d say there’s quite a few hunks who could jump out of a cake and make her happy.

    If I could win a book I would love Veiled Seduction.

    Wait. I thought of a guy. http://www.loganotron.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/benjamin_godfree0.jpg

  11. Donna
    June 7th, 2010 at 10:10 | #12

    Tisk, tisk! The whole brick thing is so very unattractive for a young lady. I much prefer to use a karate chop I learned from Miss Piggy. If careful placed, it leaves no marks. Kai-Yah!

    Happy Birthday! Hopefully a sexy shapeshifter will leap out of your cake and take you away for a memorable and deeply climactic evening. Upon your return, feel free to send me Glutton for Pleasure at your leisure.

    Happy, happy!

  12. MinnChica
    June 10th, 2010 at 10:33 | #13

    Happy B-day Alisha!! If I made you a cake, I would definately have some hunka hunka jump out of it. The hubby has been watching The Tudors lately… Jonathan Rhys Myers can jump outta my cake any day of the week. *drool*

  13. elaing8
    June 10th, 2010 at 10:36 | #14

    Happy Birthday!!!

    I think Justin Harley should pop out of the cake,then you can lick the frosting off of him :)
    http://i49.tinypic.com/10rn1bo.jpg

  14. elaing8
    June 10th, 2010 at 10:37 | #15

    @elaing8
    oops..that’s Hartley not Harley..too busy looking at the picture and not watching my typing.

  15. Marlene Breakfield
    June 10th, 2010 at 10:51 | #16

    Happy Birthday! I think Gerard Butler with his 300 body should jump out of the cake. I would love a copy of VEILED SEDUCTION.

  16. Sheena
    June 10th, 2010 at 11:09 | #17

    Happy birthday! lol, I’m gonna suggest John Abraham, just cuz imo, he’s utterly drool-worthy…yum!
    http://www.hindustanlink.com/bollywood/images/john_abraham_bw_03.jpg

  1. June 11th, 2010 at 10:08 | #1