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Canada Takes Over The World And Provokes The Zombie Apocalypse!

April 9th, 2010

So instead of being an adult and finishing my synopsis, I started screwing around with my favorite tool of precision and utility. What’s that you ask? Do I mean Photoshop? Nay, my brothers and sisters. I’m talkin’ about Microsoft PAINT!

Anyway, if you’ve stumbled around the Internet at all you’ve run across a few book reviewers. I love them all (except for the ones who hate me and/or who have permanently blocked my IP address), but they area little wild and crazy. For example, Mandi at Smexybooks cheers for the Ravens against the Patriots. Sacrilege. Pure, bold-faced insanity.

I also discovered two events taking place in real time in InternetLandtopia. Wicked Little Pixies blog turned one year old. She celebrated by Ruling the World for Canada, throwing wigs and threatening to shank people. Also, she seems to have hijacked a truck full of JR Ward books and is setting them free into the world like a Canadian version of Robin Hood.

Meanwhile, Kindlevixen traded in her Kindle for a Nook and turned into a zombie. I know. I didn’t see it coming either.

But wait, we have pictures!

Here are links to their various sites so you can witness the madness first hand.

http://wickedlilpixie.com/

http://www.kindlevixen.com/

http://www.smexybooks.com/

That’s all I got people. Carry on.

Best Regards, Keith Melton

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