I bring you scenes from this weeks EPIC BATTLE between Alisha and Donna…and Ann Aguirre and Viv Arend. And Canadian armies.  And a lead pipe.

In spite of a fine kick to the stomach, Alisha took a copy of Hell Fire to the face one time too many. Victory for Donna! But who’s sneaking in from the sidelines…?

Oh NO! Viv has brought the Canadian Army with her!  Even Donna’s most awesome might can’t hope to defeat the combined forces of slightly annoyed Canadians!

Too bad Ann Aguirre’s waiting for them with her lead pipe.

Look out, Viv!  That lead pipe was made for smacking!

Thank you all for participating in our first ever Scribbling Ninjas AOQFMMAOFSIBNLTTB fight extravaganza.  It may have been our first AOQFMMAOFSIBNLTTB fight but it won’t be our last–tune in next week when FictionVixen and KindleVixen go head to head in the BATTLE OF THE VIXENS.

And now for our winners!  In first place, winning print copies of Blood Vice, Sanctuary and Glutton for Pleasure is: Gabrielle Jones

Runner up, winning their choice of any book by Ann Aguirre and any book by Viv Arend is: Kimberly B.

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So instead of being an adult and finishing my synopsis, I started screwing around with my favorite tool of precision and utility. What’s that you ask? Do I mean Photoshop? Nay, my brothers and sisters. I’m talkin’ about Microsoft PAINT!

Anyway, if you’ve stumbled around the Internet at all you’ve run across a few book reviewers. I love them all (except for the ones who hate me and/or who have permanently blocked my IP address), but they area little wild and crazy. For example, Mandi at Smexybooks cheers for the Ravens against the Patriots. Sacrilege. Pure, bold-faced insanity.

I also discovered two events taking place in real time in InternetLandtopia. Wicked Little Pixies blog turned one year old. She celebrated by Ruling the World for Canada, throwing wigs and threatening to shank people. Also, she seems to have hijacked a truck full of JR Ward books and is setting them free into the world like a Canadian version of Robin Hood.

Meanwhile, Kindlevixen traded in her Kindle for a Nook and turned into a zombie. I know. I didn’t see it coming either.

But wait, we have pictures!

Here are links to their various sites so you can witness the madness first hand.

http://wickedlilpixie.com/

http://www.kindlevixen.com/

http://www.smexybooks.com/

That’s all I got people. Carry on.

Best Regards, Keith Melton

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